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Because repeatability is simply out of the question, transmogrification is a\u00a0science and art of the particular. At the core of every TRaNsMOGRiFiER is\u00a0a unique\u00a0brain built by its operators. Each brain suggests different processes, materials, and actions to be used during transmogrification.<\/p>\n
The first cardboard box was produced in England in 1817 and the modern, corrugated cardboard box was readily available by the 1890s. With\u00a0the cardboard box came the near infinite potential that accompanies any space that may be\u00a0set apart. In addition to moving and storage, boxes are used as homes, planters, seats, playgrounds, instruments, and hats. Cardboard boxes are cheap and\u00a0readily available (we suggest a bookstore dumpster), structurally sound, and easy to manipulate.<\/p>\n
The first documented TRaNsMOGRiFiER was developed in 1987 by a child named Calvin and is widely considered to have set the standard for all transmogrification activities since. It is not clear what type of brain was driving Calvin’s early version, but based on the\u00a0few documented outputs it seems to have been small but frighteningly powerful, capable of transforming lifeforms. While this\u00a0functionality has not yet been replicated or observed in subsequent\u00a0TRaNsMOGRiFiER iterations–the output can still be quite interesting.<\/p>\n
.<\/strong><\/p>\nThe original plans by Walter Russell<\/strong><\/p>\n\u00a0![\"change\"](\"http:\/\/bussigel.com\/transmogrifier\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/change2-700x781.png\")
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